Let's work together
Thank you.
I'll get back to you soon.

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Who am I? Who are you? Wait, don't click that. It's one of the worst songs Black Sabbath ever wrote. This one is much better.

Here are the facts:
I have a B.A. in Creative Writing from Grand Valley State University. I've been skateboarding my entire life. I like death metal. My dad was banned from almost every video store in Metro Detroit. You can read more about that here.

If you'd like to discuss Home Alone, or maybe work together and create something great, just reach out and say "hi."