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Who am I? Who are you? Wait, don't click that. It's one of the worst songs Black Sabbath ever wrote. This one is much better.
Here are the facts:
I have a B.A. in Creative Writing from Grand Valley State University. I've been skateboarding my entire life. I like death metal. My dad was banned from almost every video store in Metro Detroit. You can read more about that here.
Let's start something awesome.